I usually don’t care about donkey kong. I really never played many of his games, and what I have, I beat me with a pulp of seven years (I will never forgive you, donkey kong country). Despite my overall interest in the role, I saw a trailer for a donkey Kong banana with my eyes wide and jaws on the floor.
I didn’t have a platforming or digging mechanic or anything like this, but from the new form of Donkey Kong. It has been re -designed to have a different face, but the thing that was blowing my little brain was a pair of paints and suspenders that he wore. He shook me in his basic part.
After the trailer finished, I went back and peered through the Mario Cart World trailer, every time I was on the DK screen, my eyes are cheating me, that donkey Kang also wore pants there, Nintendo did not change a cute gorilla and shift a cute gorilla.
But they did. Donkey Kong knows that she is naked in the Mario Cart World.
If you give guerrilla slices …
Anthropomorphic animals are always a bit annoying, okay? They roam like people, they talk like people, but they are not people, they are animals. Giving them clothes is a beautiful way to distinguish them, but when you think about it, it’s a bit strange, is it?
This is nothing new, the phrase “Vanny the Pooh inning” has entered the public dictionary, but it is always funny to think that it is strange that famous gaming characters like Sally Cooper, Kunker, and Tom Nook know that they are naked enough to need clothes, but only allow it to hang it.
So far, donkey kang is in a weird nudge of a variety. He certainly knows what the clothes are, many D -staff wears them, and he wears the tie himself. Despite an attempt to look a little more dressed, she didn’t really ever happen in Donald Duck/Weini like her friend Daddy (it’s Daddy BodNo, okay, you know) because he has not worn anything to cover himself.
Giving donkey kong pants for donkeys Kong bananas means that he understands his nakedness and should cover himself in a capacity. This means an unfortunate design because it cannot be eliminated for any subsequent appearance, otherwise, it will definitely make it feel strange.
Wilder than before.
… Not going back
Donkey Kong knows he is naked. This phrase repeats in my mind repeatedly, I turn it into my hands like a coin, feel the edges of its mark. He did not wear pants in the trailer of Mario Cart World. It should mean that he deliberately refuses to wear pants to go for some reason, to wear pants, okay? What is wrong in this guerrilla?
When I was walking, I realized that there was only one situation where it could be fine. Mario Cart World begins the day and date with Nintendo Switch 2 on June 5. Donkey Kong banana launches for more than a month on July 17.
Understanding its Sense and turning DK into a rough weird, Mario Cart World events Is necessary Donkeys take place before the Kong banana events. Then, then at some point (in pursuit of bananas), donkey Kong will have to feel some sense about his bareness – a moment where he bites with Eden’s apple and his eyes are opened. I think he caught the first pair of cord pants and throws them for the rest of the time, in his naked and embarrassing, I think.
This is the concept of nakedness. Once a character is covered for the first time, they can’t go back to wearing nothing without being really, really strange. Mario Cart may be World – Should be – The last time the first member of the DK staff can be revealed with innocence. Going forward, donkey kong needs to have pants.
Clearly, I understand why Donkey Kong was given pants for bananas. You can’t keep the camera behind the 15 -hour cartoon monkey when it takes no way around the world The effect of the Red Dead Redemption HorseSo it was wise to cover it for Nintendo. However, its long history distorts the intention of wearing something somewhat to make it a bit rotate.
It really makes his past offer a lot more disturbing, which I think Nintendo intends. I, for one, can’t go back and the donkey cannot end the country of Kong when I know it has a monkey and a monkey, which, apparently, cannot be troubled by some shorts.
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- Raded
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July 17, 2025
- Esrb
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Every 10+ // imaginary violence
