So, you are making a free game! Congratulations! You have entered the world of grief and anxiety, but also a lot of pain! It doesn’t matter what you are making and regardless of what gender it is, you have already been asked at least once, “Is this the next ballo?” This makes you stare at a long mirror every night while you look less in your reflection. It is incredibly challenging to create this indi game. You can find creative freedom, but you are at least working and trying to please the audience, which is far more tight than the triple-A game’s population.
And, unfortunately for you, some people who are playing your game are like me: complete stupid. Not to boast, but I am a stupid person I know. He said, I do not have many friends, so I assume that there is a need to keep the place below. And I am the one I am playing your game. Certainly, some intelligent people will do. Some people who think the world works. They are very good, I’m sure. They may be able to drive motor vehicles and not cry in the emotional manipulation parts of the law and order episodes. Even though I don’t!
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If you want your indi game successful, there is a chance to appeal to me, a Moron. Something you can see while playing on the stream can also be successful and enjoyed. Quality work, seemingly. But quality takes time, luck and money. So why not appeal to people like me, increase your sales that slip on the banana peel if they did not eat it with the rest of the bananas before mistake?
Make it short, but taller, but small, but lame
It should be easier for me to complete in two hours so I can have an online bad opinion about it. However, it should be two thousand hours. After defeating the game, a new game should start, but it should not be difficult with the actual game. And after two hours I should end the actual end of the game. Wait! No! There should be more than one end based on my choice, and the game should tell me when I am making this choice and also tell me what the end I get on the basis of these choices, but I still wonder.
I should be able to get the best possible end within 15 minutes of the game or after 300 hours in a new game plus after 300 hours. There is no middle ground. I should be able to play this game for my life while complaining no need to do much after the first few hours. And whatever I say, it needs to be a canon and they need to change other games for me to fit for me so I am not afraid of the breadth of human experience.
Let me make a deck even if it doesn’t do anything
In my childhood, when I was hungry, I swallowed the glow of the air, so I would do anything. So trust me when I say that no one like me will feel that your Deck Building Game really does not have any deck mechanics. When I beat a story or a level or complete, such as some musical task or anything, your game should allow you to add blockheads like me to add cards. Just give three random cards.
Oh! I know! Make them Tero Cards! Tero cards are the best of sports Great because they are a bit summarized, look cool, and most people do not know what they mean so you can make something basically nothing. He worked for decades, is really one of the longest gaming heritage. Just let me add a taro card from the choice of all three and don’t tell me what it does because, let’s be honest, it can’t do anything and I will feel the same dopamine rush.
Puzzles that look hard from fraud but are just wood -shaped blocks for adults
The problem with sports like Blue Prince is that the puzzles look simple, but are hard to cheat. If you are intelligent and inquisitive, the Blue Prince is amazing. If your brain is angry with cotton balls and anger, it is terrible. For people like me, puzzles in Indi Games should mainly have wood -shaped blocks for adults.
Oh, you can set it in the lab with many bakers and test tubes and computer screens. But let me click on the shape of the triangle and then click on the triangle hole and then when the sound of happiness comes, it taps myself on the back. It may be that even an inaccessible narrator is about how cool I am to achieve it. “You really made this puzzle. I’m proud of you. I love you.” It will fix me.
No micro -transactions, just a little helper fee to do something exactly
To this point, you think I make your job difficult because of being a flaw. And it does! Because if you have a graph of every person’s intelligence, okay, I don’t know – I think I probably will probably not do anything good to read this graph. As you are Baba, I am a fool. So here’s some good news: You can just fly me with microtranic acts just like ‘baker content’.
I didn’t return anything, but I could pay for it and I wouldn’t know the difference! Or create a DLC that mainly opens the original game itself. ‘You’ve paid to play the game, but have you paid to play Actual Game? ‘I will fall for him so quickly. I will be so strict that the police will have to stop the spectators from taking pictures of the results. Oh, just ten dollars for extra music? Why, yes, Mrs. Wallet Inspector, you can take my purse. Well, the purse inspector can now be women. Maybe out of your bubble.
A story where good and s and bad are clearly described and nothing that bothers me
Enough with stories about love and loss. Show me a story about a boy who is mad at another boy and kills him. But he killed him because the bad man first killed a good man. And a police officer gives the thumb and screams “Not guilty!” Do I just need that for my game?
I don’t want to know about the human condition. I do not want to find something deep into myself by searching for abstract characters through my own control of my destiny. I do not want a tragic love or conflict between two friends who have gone away. And I don’t want anything to bother me. I will never tell you what makes me upset, but when I see it, I’m going to make a very long YouTube videos about it. So leave it! Like the worst guest in the world, at your home, I would say “I’m fine” until I lose my mind and destroy the place.
No one else is allowed to play different games from me
Despite the fact that my intelligence is equal to the Bednobes and Broom Sticks, the equivalent of the vhs of boxes, I consider myself the best video game player of the earth. Apart from defeating sports, there is no evidence that other people have defeated, but we are here with the champion. And while many successful Indi sports give players many ways to solve their problems, I don’t like it. Because this means that other people are better at solving the problems with me. Or just think about issues in other ways, which is overall. It breaks the reality of the world.
So every solution to each puzzle should be the same, but still easier. And if there is a flaw or a better way or a better way, it should be taken out. I don’t want the game to be good for someone but besides me, but I also want everyone to love it and tell me how good it is and how good I am morally getting good in it. If I found out that I had lost a solution, I would charge my credit card.
All titles that remind me of who is a character and why I care
I do not mean that the final fiction is like a Journal or Lore Login. I want every conversation to be characterized by popups in which it is explained who is the character, where I am, who I am, and why my role is awakened right now. And also if a character is able to struggle. Not as much reward as it is ‘worthy’ or ‘let him go, man, his family has already died’.
It may be that I summarize the first preview/Wikipedia Side Quest. Whenever a dialogue takes place, I should have a scroll of information about the UI, which reminds me that this person runs the bar and is hiding magical users or something else. I want the screen to look like a full -color version when the terminator analyzes a victim.
Every feat should be the sound of the bell and a gentle father “Good job!”
Whether it is completing the tutorial or defeating the game on the toughest order, there should be a good noise of the bell that suddenly I get hungry and the voice of a parent’s love personality tells me that I have done such a good job. After that, it should be said that he is proud of me and that no one else has resolved this first puzzle in this game, even if it is a complete lie. I want the game to lie to me what I’m saying. I want to show that I am actually smart and skilled and talented and not only a straw but my way to error. This is about the best sports.
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