I just threw half a pint of Cherry Pepsi Max on my keyboard. It was a partial keyboard that I would ever use. I am below my last one.
I am very aware that I am absolutely wrong about keyboards. I am told by everyone in my life that I should use a mechanical keyboard, which includes removable switches, clicky-classical sounds, and probably enough neon lighting to open a nightclub. I don’t I use Microsoft Multimedia keyboard 1.0A, which has a blonde of Blu -tech above the NUM Lock LED, and I have done so as long as I remember. And to this day, I’m in my last part. When it goes, that’s it. I’m done
I am not ashamed, and you are not going to embarrass me. Microsoft Multimedia Keyboard 1.0A is the best keyboard so far. First created in 1997, its keys pressed with “SHDDD” and this is amazing. Yes, it has the most ridiculous row of the “media” buttons at the top of a fancy arc, and no, I have not suppressed one of them once in these twenty years in which I used this keyboard. And no, this is not a “natural” aergonomic version, it is a regular shape. I’m not a skew.
After hearing about the use of this device, my friends and fellow workers react with the real horror. Not being a part of the mechanical sect is apparently, worthy, and I accept that you too, readers, are now thinking less than me. But don’t worry, six of them for a pile of keyboards when I heard that they would no longer be ready, which I attached to my PC through my PS/2 cord, today it is my last. And after he dies, I think retirement is my only option.
You know the authors who say that they write their books longer, using the fountain pen they have inherited from their great grandmother, and then some poor Locky have to type them for a publisher? Or the authors who insist on using the Royal P -typewriter of the 1930s, because they are unable to write their prose on something else? This is me showing me, the orange. Magic is not in my heart, it is in Microsoft multimedia 1.0a.
(Look, I know, there is a dispute here that I am not addressing. The official Microsoft Data Sheet for the keyboard calls it “1.0A”, but the device itself says “1.0A” and I will not stand with this capital. Sorry, you have to be angry).
This is the keyboard on which I have compiled my greatest tasks. It was on the keys of the squad that I wrote This unusual piece of sports journalismAnd Filed my art.
Hell, this is the keyboard I have used for my most dear sports, Dragon Edge: Beginning to HuntFor, for, for,. Half -life 2 to The city of the hero. This is the keyboard on which I finished Dishonest 2And the means from which means I conquered Titan Fall 2. I am better than that Foretenite I am on my Xbox on these keys. That’s how I spent these billions of hours Skyerium. This keyboard is very important for my gaming life!
Over the years, I have been through a lot of PC, mice, monitors and speakers, but the keyboard has always been the same. For years, I had to use a USB adapter to plug PS/2 cables, though right now (because luck knows best) in my current PC actually has a classic purple port on the Mother Board. I have not literally guess why. Of course there is no other fool?
But it feels right! Maybe you have a favorite Mac of shoes that you insist on buying, because everything else makes your feet feel funny. (Even though you try barefoot shoes, trust me.) Maybe you have a pillow on every car driver’s seat? A favorite pillow that is significantly difficult without sleeping? This is my 1.0A. It feels exactly the right shape under my fingers, the keys are completely different for my hands, and the next section of the wrist has clips that make all other keyboards feel like soft violence.
Time is definitely not towards me. Despite the mysterious PS/2 port, Windows does not like this keyboard much. When I open a new time I work first (usually because the one I am using has become a clinical clock like your disgusting mechanical setup, or because-today-day-to-day-to-day murder with a liquid) when a key is delayed at the time of worst. Except that in ten minutes I just did it before I wrote, I have failed to find important delays in Windows! They’re gone! I just keep the misconceptions “they are” misunderstood and when I hold back the back space to fix it, it took about half a second to clear the error. I’m looking for Google for a solution, and most of the results are, “Are you okay? Do you need something?”
“So just buy a new,” before you say that before you understand that it will only encourage me to work. Oh, the poor sweet stupid, I wish it was easy. When these things were new, they cost like $ 20. They were so cheap. When I bought that six of six in 2013, it cost 40 (Plus $ 25 shipping!) This is the biggest deal of my life. A keyboard less than $ 11, and they have continued me for 12 beautiful years. But right now, when I look at eBay, I’m looking for Used For $ 90 Used! (And it is listed as a “vintage” to make matters worse. This is not a vintage fucking! It is just as old as Fighting Club. This is not a vintage movie.)
In the past two years, when looking to find more backups, I have never seen any new on sale at less than $ 100, which is ridiculous. However, today, the best price of a new, unused version I have found Is £ 32 ($ 43) And maybe I have to pay for it? What is this – a quarter of the cheapest mechanical keyboard that you will consider to buy? Infectious. Is my career worth it?
Well, okay, I’ve just bought it together together for $ 20 that claims to be unused, but I am suspicious. And with that, I have purchased All “New” 1.0as available on the UK eBay. (PayPal was so suspected of this activity that he sent a warning to my phone to buy another to ensure that my account was not hacked by a 150 -year -old criminal.) I refuse to believe that the forgotten pallets of these things are not full of Microsoft’s warehouse. In fact, at this time I should be part of some ambassador program, which was appointed by Microsoft to harass the biggest moment in the company’s history, before it becomes bad again.
And I still don’t care what you think. It is very cute to be new to these beautiful keyboards, especially the keys, especially the faster, to some extent, and to be completely free from coffee and soda, and to be completely free from the soda. I just need to know that I should be allowed to delete my mistakes quickly, and I am a happy boy. Unless they are all over, that is, I suspect that the universe will be more than that and everything else will go with it.
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