I can work for the PC gamer, but this does not allow me to refrain from getting stuck in my dear Nintendo switch, which means that I was certainly absorbed every minute of this week’s Nintendo Switch 2 Direct. Including, instead of, Fascinating Glory Tech Demo, Welcome Tour. You know, about whom everyone thinks are going to be free.
Except it is not free. This is, in fact, 990 yen. It only works up to $ 6 / £ 5, though I won’t be surprised if the cost is a bit more. And I call it an excellent tech demo, but very clearly, instead of what we have seen about the Welcome Tour, it feels heartbreaking instead. Digital manual There may be a more accurate term, as Jeremy Lyird (and many, many others) have presented it.
Where I was expected to entertain, the Superish visual explanations I met with the JRPG level tutorial popups with text rims. I am not fully convinced who is for whom it is, or even who will read where the magnets are located in happiness. Even the absolute bore, who spends a lot of time for TV shows in the Gofs section of the IMDB, I am in the middle of watching, or the films that prevent them from reading about the personal life of the actors, may not be jumping from bulletin to the bulletin with any sense of happiness.
Information is not presented in an interesting way, and even with its bare bones, flash-spasm Manegamis, I am not sure he deserves to get the title of the video game. If you ask me, Nintendo should have removed a leaf from the valve book with his spin on the hardware tech demo: Aperture desk job.
The toilet made of weapons
The aperture desk job, really, was the response to Sony’s Astro’s playroom. I mean hell, this was probably Sony’s answer to the time of Nintendo’s packs, which showed any console trick with which he was working, like very high -administered WiI sports. It all comes in full circle.
But aperture desk job is a game that is clearly designed to show all the things that can deck steam, easily handheld features make the portal’s humor and separate valve DNA. Although it is telling you how to take screenshots, bring a steam keyboard, and use its girlfriend control, it is making a story about bullets toilets and debt sharks.
It never stops you in your tracks so you can read the popup tutorial. Each direction is made in the statement. I use a microphone to speak my name, and then use a touch screen to sign a deal. I revolve around Joyce Sticks, and see the little Joyce Sticks doing the same at my game desk. I swipe my thumb with each track pad and rotate the ball a little at the lightning speed. This is a bloody pleasure.
This is an amazingly short test – in half an hour – but this is the best way to show you everything you can with steam deck without you incredibly boring, sitting in the work manual. This is the only right level of thrilling and informative, all this without receiving it. And most importantly, it is permanently remembered, eventually, it is considered useful.
This is a prescription, though really, is it? Take your one or more lovely shows or worlds – the valve portal, Sony’s… everything – and use the brand’s identity to show all the cool things that do a new piece of your tech that communicates. And the job of the anperture desk is definitely talking to people.
There are there Reddate Posts The game is actively suggested as a pleasant and informational experience in people. Hell, Thegimer He even reviewed the kick. We did not go so far, the brain, but our Chris Livingston wrote: “Even in just 30 minutes, the aperture desk job comes a lot of laughter, a plenty of action (your toilet building is not the only weapons -powered devices), a strange number of you are a bit of a jerk, a wonderful number of you, and a wonderful number of you. It is fun to mess up, when a particular button is indicated, I did not do so, which caused many grading lines, which caused me to lose otherwise.
And here are Nintendo, the beloved game series, the earrings of his eyes: Mario, Pokémon, Animal Crossing, The Legend of Zeelda. Hell, even as difficult as it tries to remove itself from the mess, people still love them. But what will we get? Small, istometric nothing. General personalities who rotate on the falsehood.
It feels as if Nintendo has developed a blueprint how these things were to work, and then completely ignored their own foundations. And even worse, asking people to pay for it, even worse. The aperture desk job did not spend a penny, yet it is much higher than that the Welcome Tour can be expected.
Certainly, at this point, most of us understand how the Nintendo switch works. I suspect that the Nintendo Switch 2 will be so amazingly different that I will need the whole story of toilet crooked to better understand its complexities. But that does not mean that Nintendo could not try to give a bottle of electric bottle twice and make another thing that was at the WiI sports level.
