Switch 2 announcement cycle have certainly been entertaining people, is it? First, we had a teaser trailer that was mainly announced, theoretically, a new Nintendo system that looked slightly different from the old Nintendo system but not really. After that, for months like Nintendo, nothing went for a cigarette packet and just married someone else and started a new family.
Then we found another trailer that really looked cool and we were all like, “Good!” And then we saw the price and we were all like this, “Oh, look at the time! Must be going!” And then after that TheyNorth America delayed its advance order because the United States has decided to establish its seriousness on “shuffle” to see where the playlist is taken to us.

Relevant
In my day, we played Schedule 1 on the graphing calculator and we liked it
Back to school, was the best way to experience games like the old calculator Schedule 1
But now that we know that the pre -order is coming to North America next week, it is time for me to start thinking seriously about whether I am going to order this system in advance. Maybe! On the one hand, I am a large -scale Nintendo fan that falls for everything like a complete mark. Full Discovery: A long time ago I worked for the company, but trust me, people, they’ll Not Get me free of charge, no matter how much I ask.
I wish my former colleague was so corrupt that he could overcome my opinion because the Lord knows that I am so corrupt that I will end my opinion. On the other hand, seriously, for the love of God, is 50 450 or $ 500 for the portable console. And with this big decision, I get some questions that I need to ask myself.
Is it doing this again?
Probably the most important question. Am I willing to go through this process again? Am i really going to buy another console when i have hundreds of games i haven’t finished yet? Hell, I still have a good number of Nintendo Switch Games that’s just waiting to play. Hell, I have found a good number of PlayStation Vita Games that have to wait now. Not complete! Play!
Extensive role games that can take hundreds of hours. And of course, buying a console one day was worked for the original Nintendo Switch, but probably less for Wii U, 3DS, or DS launches. Which I probably had to wait for a beat, okay? Probably even a Tall Bat. But like the role of a cartoon in a tunnel painted on the wall, I am eternal candidate for the ‘fall to fall to fall’.
Should I trust my experience to tell me that stopping the console is a good way to evaluate both value and allows the company to work on any technical flaws in the first run of the product? Of course I will do? Haha, Oh, you!
How many tabs am I going to keep open?
Seriously, how much am I going to get this pre -order? Now I am more than 40 years. I have no family. I have no children. The last person who remembers my existence will be the person who digs my grave. So in a dark room – literally in midnight – will be sitting alone in a dark room open for various retail websites with multiple computer and tablet screens. Buy the best Game stop Walmart. Nintendo’s own website. I am sure that I will also have random, suspicious company websites that are more likely to steal my information and talented Mr. Replle, rather than providing a real system.
But I will open these tabs anyway. The question is how many are. What would be enough? Would I find a legitimate store that actually has a Nintendo Switch? Or will I do the work where I have a lot of tabs that you can’t tell what is any of them? Probably the latter, because I am a living man. I will open the tab after the tab after losing hope after hope.
How long will I refresh these tabs?
My favorite video game is clicking on the refresh on the websites that are trying to stay intensely because millions of others click on “refresh” at the same time. It’s 12:00! Better every website that has been made to see if the switch 2 is ready for pre -order or not! 12:01! Better refresh once again! I’m definitely not helping all these sites crash. Everything else is the problem. Improve this old refresh!
I will continue to click like a rat trying to get a small tablet of food from a scientist. Just clicking and tapping and inserting, hope that the small prize will be on my way. Not yet available. Refresh is not yet available. Refresh is not yet available. Add to the Refresh Cart! Oh my God! Wait, wait, wait, two websites said I can add it to the cart! What kind of luck! Kill a better time and try to add it to both vehicles, which will certainly not come out of patience and greed.
Am I going to really spend a lot of spending in launch games?
It is one of the most difficult parts. Once I manage to get something in a basket on a retail website, I have to look at the price. And I have to ask myself: am I really going to spend $ 80 or more in the launch games? Certainly, of course, is definitely a Mario cart bundle. But am I just getting the whole switch 2 for a new game? Yes, no. I don’t think this world works like this.
When it comes to console launch, I need at least a great game, a good game, and a game that feels like a mistake in which God forgot to delete his plan. But how much will they cost? Will they be available too? Am I going to work on the dumbs where I always do where I add a lot to the cart and then panic? And, even more importantly, am I clearly part of the problem that is ruining it for everyone? I will never face the truth!
When I finally enters the cart and it disappears, will I break?
Everyone knows that the most difficult part of the console pre -configured is the mysterious transfer between ‘your cart’ and ‘reality purchased’. Many websites are happy to add something to you in a basket. The reason for this is that many websites hate you and want you to feel false of hope before killing ‘Purchase Confirmation’. Because, hobby, this happens when your cart is going to be Vacant. It’s all refreshing. Waiting it all. And all of this intensely adding sports and accessories to a cart just to find out that they have gone.
‘Out of stock’ will say this, while refreshing the previous pages, saying it is still in stock. ‘Enter your email to inform when available,’ will say, when you spent a week, when you check your email, when you go pre -orders. And since it is a pre -order, none of them will have any meaning. It will all look bad. So when it is with me, the question is, how much it will remove me.
Will I lose my mind? Will I give up? Would I realize that I got a steam deck that I just bought a ton game for the tour and that’s why I should be fine and just a month later, the Switch 2 literally should wait more available? No. I will probably cry in the shower, then get out of the shower, turn off the lights, and cry in the dark in the dark where I can’t see how sad I am.
When an order finally goes through it, why won’t I feel anything?
Yes
Should I get a switch camera so I can see my cold friends while playing online?
Not at all. Even I have some respect.